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nph-burtka:

'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' makes Neil Patrick Harris miss bedtime
Zap2it: "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" is your fourth Broadway show; you’ve had massive TV hits, done film and Web. What domain do you want to master next?

Neil Patrick Harris: I want to work on parenting. That’s the challenging one at the moment. The show is wonderful and structured, but the show doesn’t allow me to put them down to sleep. I see them once I wake up, only for a small period of time. I am regretting that. They are 3 1/2.

Zap2it: One of the best parts of Hedwig is how you ad-lib and get to abuse people who misbehave at the theater. Is it fun?

Neil Patrick Harris: Hedwig has the ability to chastise and she does not mince words. We are still early in the run. I have been playing around with just how ruthless she should be.

Zap2it: What has surprised you about being a parent?

Neil Patrick Harris: I am amazed at the kind of mischief they get into. Their mischief is just seeing what will get them into trouble and what won’t — once they figure out what the boundaries are. But I have to give utmost credit to [my husband] David, who is an extraordinary parent and a great person and I am anxious for him to be able to be nominated for a Tony himself — in chapters to come. He has sacrificed enough for me.

nph-burtka:

'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' makes Neil Patrick Harris miss bedtime

Zap2it: "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" is your fourth Broadway show; you’ve had massive TV hits, done film and Web. What domain do you want to master next?

Neil Patrick Harris: I want to work on parenting. That’s the challenging one at the moment. The show is wonderful and structured, but the show doesn’t allow me to put them down to sleep. I see them once I wake up, only for a small period of time. I am regretting that. They are 3 1/2.

Zap2it: One of the best parts of Hedwig is how you ad-lib and get to abuse people who misbehave at the theater. Is it fun?

Neil Patrick Harris: Hedwig has the ability to chastise and she does not mince words. We are still early in the run. I have been playing around with just how ruthless she should be.

Zap2it: What has surprised you about being a parent?

Neil Patrick Harris: I am amazed at the kind of mischief they get into. Their mischief is just seeing what will get them into trouble and what won’t — once they figure out what the boundaries are. But I have to give utmost credit to [my husband] David, who is an extraordinary parent and a great person and I am anxious for him to be able to be nominated for a Tony himself — in chapters to come. He has sacrificed enough for me.

3 months ago
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rageandnutella:

unbelievable-facts:

The rest of his life story is actually even more badass,

if you can believe it. After the war, Lucas went home and fulfilled his promise to his mother to finish school, attending his first day of Ninth Grade with his Medal of Honor around his neck. He finished college, went on a USO speaking tour, was married three times, survived his second wife’s attempt to hire a hitman to murder him (she hadn’t got the message from the Japanese that this guy was impervious to conventional weapons), and then, at age 40, decided to get over his fear of heights by enlisting in the 82nd Airborne as a paratrooper. On his first training jump, both parachutes failed to open. As his team leader astutely pointed out, “Jack was the last one out of the plane and the first one on the ground.” He fell 3,500 feet through the air without a parachute. He attempted a badass commando roll just as he was about to splat on the earth Wile E. Coyote style. He not only lived, he walked away unscathed. Two weeks later, he was back in the plane on his second training jump. That one went better. Four years later he finished his tour as a Captain in the 82nd Airborne Division. His adventures in miraculously surviving death now complete, ran a successful business selling beef to people outside Washington, DC, wrote an appropriately-named autobiography titled Indestructible, met every president from Truman to Clinton, had his original Medal of Honor citation laid out in the hull of the USS Iwo Jima, and died in 2008 at the age of 80. From cancer, of all things

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damn.

rageandnutella:

unbelievable-facts:

The rest of his life story is actually even more badass,

if you can believe it. After the war, Lucas went home and fulfilled his promise to his mother to finish school, attending his first day of Ninth Grade with his Medal of Honor around his neck. He finished college, went on a USO speaking tour, was married three times, survived his second wife’s attempt to hire a hitman to murder him (she hadn’t got the message from the Japanese that this guy was impervious to conventional weapons), and then, at age 40, decided to get over his fear of heights by enlisting in the 82nd Airborne as a paratrooper. On his first training jump, both parachutes failed to open. As his team leader astutely pointed out, “Jack was the last one out of the plane and the first one on the ground.” He fell 3,500 feet through the air without a parachute. He attempted a badass commando roll just as he was about to splat on the earth Wile E. Coyote style. He not only lived, he walked away unscathed. Two weeks later, he was back in the plane on his second training jump. That one went better. Four years later he finished his tour as a Captain in the 82nd Airborne Division. His adventures in miraculously surviving death now complete, ran a successful business selling beef to people outside Washington, DC, wrote an appropriately-named autobiography titled Indestructible, met every president from Truman to Clinton, had his original Medal of Honor citation laid out in the hull of the USS Iwo Jima, and died in 2008 at the age of 80. From cancer, of all things

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damn.

(Source: Wikipedia, via thetardisninja)

3 months ago
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chainsandshipsexciteme:

slut-jared:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry



WE DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT 

OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

chainsandshipsexciteme:

slut-jared:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

image

WE DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT 

OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

(via yes-homo)

3 months ago
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myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science. 

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

(Source: thecuteandthecute-ish, via raggedywings)

3 months ago
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almightyhail:

freudianhedgehog:

lapfoxs:

the most ignored piece of information on tumbler dot com

Nope
this is:


Spread this like fire

almightyhail:

freudianhedgehog:

lapfoxs:

the most ignored piece of information on tumbler dot com

Nope

this is:

Spread this like fire

(Source: bakrua, via angrytardisnoots)

3 months ago
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krakenstein:

ashprincessmidna:

6thronin:

ruinedchildhood:

There is so much beauty in the world

Bacon? Y’all don’t wanna live a long life huh lol

Bacon donuts are the best

What’s the point of a long life if you can’t enjoy it?

3 months ago
38,174 notes
katy perry:i am not a feminist
shailene woodley:i love men and i think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the man away from the power’ is never going to work out
lana del rey:feminism is just not an interesting concept
lorde:*puts down many female artists, including selena gomez, britney spears, and amy winehouse, calling what they do “not feminism”*
taylor swift:i don’t think i’m a feminist, i don’t really think about things as guys versus girls and i never have
lady gaga:i am not a feminist, i hail men and i love men
marina diamandis:everybody thinks feminism is about hairy legged women who hate men but it’s not, it’s about equality
MARINA DIAMANDIS:i consider myself a feminist because i believe women should have equal rights- it’s just that the term feminism conjures up other things for people
MARINA FUCKING DIAMANDIS:i feel completely shocked when i hear that female artists don’t want to be considered feminists… maybe i’m being a little bit harsh and maybe people think of the term in a bad way but it just means women have equal rights
3 months ago
120,298 notes

aliensnipe:

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

(via meoplelikepeople)

3 months ago
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ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

(via angrytardisnoots)

3 months ago
36,465 notes
fuckmestupid:

farroverrthemistymountains:

keepingkatiehealthy:

anchorsamour:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

THIS ^ OH MY GOD the amount of times i’ve tried to get through to people about this!!! LEARN IT FOR CHRIST SAKE.

This is the perfect visual.

this is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is perfect for everyone who says I’m not the weight I say I am.

fuckmestupid:

farroverrthemistymountains:

keepingkatiehealthy:

anchorsamour:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

THIS ^ OH MY GOD the amount of times i’ve tried to get through to people about this!!! LEARN IT FOR CHRIST SAKE.

This is the perfect visual.

this is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is perfect for everyone who says I’m not the weight I say I am.

(via lipstickk-stains)

3 months ago
284,950 notes